Global Warming.

Global warming can be dramatically reduced by removing the space junk from the stratosphere. Simple solutions are the best.

Mental illness and Stem cells

Patients with mental illness can be successfully treated with the injection of Tailored stem cells directly into the blood. The stem cells are made from the patients bone marrow where the stem cells are collected and grown for the purpose.
Professor Iggle Quack extraordinaire

Drug removal from the human body.

 Any drug can be removed with this treatment.
The best way to remove drugs from ones system would be in a hyperbaric unit (Decompression Chamber)  at one hundred feet on straight oxygen for say 2 hours, Five minutes on oxygen five minutes off straight oxygen. Repeat as necessary.
Cheers Professor Iggle Quack extraordinaire

E=MC squared

   Is this a solution or a rant.
           2
E=MC

= MC squared divided by E
There is a substance called dark matter all over the universe. Could this be the equation for dark matter?
Dark matter =MC squared
                     divided by E 

Stolen licence

As I said in a previous post I lost my license and went to replace it using my old license as ID. They would not accept it because it was too OLD.(5 years) I think I will replace it using ten year old made currency, I wonder will they accept that.
I think is amazing how old is turned into useless.
The following was sent to me by Shelly King I hope you enjoy.

We greybeards have destroyed the planet - oh, the shame! Checking out at the supermarket, the young cashier suggested to the much older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this 'green thing' back in my earlier days." The young cashier responded, "That's our problem today - your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations." She was right -- our generation didn't have the 'green thing' in its day. Back then, we returned milk bottles, lemonade bottles and beer bottles to the shop. The shop sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day. Grocery shops bagged our groceries in brown paper bags, that we re- used for numerous things, most memorable besides household bags for rubbish, was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our schoolbooks. This was to ensure that public property (the books provided for our use by the school), was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown paper bags. But too bad we didn't do the "green thing" back then. We walked up stairs, because we didn't have a lift in every supermarket, shop and office building. We walked to the local shop and didn't climb into a 300 horsepower machine every time we had to go half a mile. But she was right. We didn't have the "green thing" in our day. Back then, we washed the baby's Terry Towel nappies because we didn't have the throwaway kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy- gobbling machine burning up 3 kilowatts wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids had hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.  But that young lady is right; we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day. Back then, we had one radio or TV in the house - not a TV in every room and the TV had a small screen the size of a big handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of Scotland.   In the kitchen we   blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol just to cut the lawn. We pushed the mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.  But she's right; we didn't have the "green thing" back then. We drank from a tap or fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the "green thing" back then.  Back then, people took the bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their Mums into a 24-hour taxi service in the family's £25,000 People Carrier which cost the same as a whole house did before the "green thing." We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances and we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pub!  But isn't it sad that the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the "green thing" back then? Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smart arse young person...  We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off...especially from a tattooed, multiple pierced smartarse who can't work out the change without the cash register telling them how much it is! Thats all folks!

Ted Talks

I have given up the BOX. I am plugged into the net full time to get the good news. I have wired up my big flat screen TV to the web I just watched the vagina lady on TED.Amazing stuff.  I am entering an art competition with one of my painting I did not burn. I am learning 6 step Rock and roll dancing. Yes I care about me but I also care about hurting people because hurting people hurt people its that simple. My birthday is coming up soon and I am going to buy every one in my dance class a pizza because they have helped me. They don't know it yet so lets keep the secret
I decided I would give $200 to some needy person the other day and I was thinking who would be the beneficiary of this gesture and it was decided for me. Someone stole my wallet. Cool "A"...

Duty of care.

The law of any country is made from compromises by reasonable men we think. Yet the media have there own agenda in what they do and say and is controlled by money. Yes the bottom line is money.
It must be said that publishing a lie or any untruth is morally wrong and they get away with it all the time. Even exaggerations are lies.
Lets get back to reporting the real truth even if it is ugly and uncomfortable for us as individuals and as a whole.
Look if its not true don't say it and if its not right don't do it.

Bring attention to yourself.

It is important to not talk to a policeman in his jurisdiction. If you are being followed by a police car pull over as inevitably you will make a mistake and he or she has grounds to pull you over anyway.
All traffic infringements are acted upon by you drawing attention to yourself or something amiss with your vehicle.
Drive the right vehicle! If you drive a Dawoo Matiz or a Ford V8 super car who do you think the police will look at first? The Matiz!
I drive a Suzuki van and its not the type of car they are looking for. My step son drives a Mitsubishi Evo, he now walks! My son who before becoming a police officer drove a Mazda 121 and was never pulled up.

Making a successful insurance claim.

There is a process.
1/ Report claim to the insurance company.
2/ Get all your documentation done with quotes.
3/ If you supply the quotes and pricing with the available people to start then the insurance company will most likely accept as is. This is because people are lazy and insurance company paper shufflers are no exception.
Supply before and after photos as these cannot be disputed. Every six months photo graph your entire property as is car and all. This is a valuable asset.